oh man! where do i even begin? first of all - J & K were gone ALL day yesterday. and THEN when they came home it was too late to go outside. and THEN J thought it would be a good idea to clean up our mess from the party we had while they were gone. we were kind of offended about this since we had so much fun throwing food, dirt, water, poop, and fuzz everywhere. i mean it was art, maybe not their kind of art, but it was pretty cool in a grunge sort of way.
anywho... i digress... back to my main complaint of the evening. the neighbors! J opened our side and cleaned up our mess, then she went to clean the neighbors side - as she calls them, the "itty bittys". but instead of putting them in the carrier, she put them... on... OUR.... SIDE!!!!!!!!! what was she thinking? they are so little! they are so noisy! they're going to eat OUR food. "HEY get out of our dirt!" - it was a mess! we didn't know what to do. it seemed like it took F.O.R.EVER for her to clean their side. and then the worst thing happened. she said that we were gonna have to get along because as soon as the itty bittys get big enough the wall is coming down. WHAT!? you mean we're gonna have to share our food? share our dirt? share our... t..t..t..treats? oh no! we are going on strike! no more eggs for you guys! then ethel leaned over and told me we don't lay eggs yet........ oh. *sigh*